"oh god, i think jesus saw me vent!"
"tetris is an inherently sexual game."
"white is not a fucking literary faction."
"they could give you the ability to just fucking be racist in toontown."
"you expect me to have deep and meaningful insight about fucking worms?"
"why do you have star-spangled asscheeks?"
"i don't want him in my house today because i'm playing toontown and i don't feel like facing the lord."
"i have to go put my laundry in the oven."
"if you 'tamaranai na' at me again i'm gonna fucking kill you."
"if he wakes up to the sound of a man moaning, that's his problem, not mine."
"i'm sorry, am i being cockblocked by yoko littner?"
"are we talking about the carrot or the ohio fetish?"
"i'm like the john mulaney of vore."
"metaphorical bondage is still bondage."