TICKET INSPECTION!

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welcome to my site! i use a lot of bright colors and flashing images, so be wary if you're sensitive to those! a lot of pages are very image heavy, so if your computer isn't equipped for that, proceed with caution! (also, a few things won't work if you have javascript blocked/disabled. consider enabling it for this site!)
this site is borderline non-functional on mobile devices! i've had some success with using the desktop site option and switching to landscape view, but it's a bit weird. some things will be squished and unreadable...
some parts of the site are slightly NSFW. sorry i like eroge and ecchi shows. i try my best to not upload explicit imagery, though! i also swear a lot and reclaim a handful of slurs, so be wary if you don't like that~
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